A Witty Saying Proves Nothing

At GS we often find ourselves hearing and saying humorous things. Of course we did not want to forget the funny things we have said and so we created a "Quote Wall" which we taped to the side of our microwave. It was perfect, until we realized that missionaries kept reading our quotes! It gets pretty annoying to try and explain to them what our quotes mean. And so, I have taken it upon myself to remove the quote wall and put the quotes on the blog instead. I will try to offer explanations for as many quotes as I can. Keep in mind, I was not here for all of them and therefore do not know the story behind each one and some are just funny without an explanation.

Mean Volunteer: "Elders!! Where are you going?!" (She wanted to yell at them for being in 1M on New Missionary Day)
Elders: "Mexico!"

"I don't know you. Let me feel your earlobes" -Gretchen

"That's my pineapple! Step off!" -Julia (During Mission President's Seminar)

"I have a problem... I found a baby in my room" -Elder

Janae: "So.. How are you guys doing?"
Julia: "Not good."
Jessica: "I know! Me neither! I'm doing so bad."

"You're right. I don't know you. I got you mixed up with someone who is nice and has manners" -Crazy FB Stalker

Senior Sister: "Follow me, Dear"
Senior Elder: "I'll follow you all the way to the Celestial Kingdom"

Janae: "Guess what I'll be doing in 24 hours?!"
Julia: "...well... that's between you and him..." (The day before Janae got married)

Elder: "He likes you!"
Kari: "I like you too!"

"I had my wallet stolen by Satan. I don't know how he got in my room!" -Unfortunate Elder

Julia: "I like your hat!"
Brother Littleford: "Does it make me look sexy?"
Julia: "Sure does."
Brother Littleford: "I gotta get me another one then."

"Watch out Elders! She has the Swine Flu!" -Julia

"A stranger likes me" -Kari (I was trying to quote Tarzan "A stranger like me")

"My mama is a big woman" -Davey

"Don't watch World Trade Center. It's sad. I mean, I knew it would be, but still" -Kari

"My comp. wants to know if General Services covers hugs. Do you give hugs here?" -Elder (fyi-GS does NOT offer hugs)

"I've never cuddled with a hometeacher before..." -Gretchen

"I should get a Spanish Tutor... Maybe he'll be cute. Can you imagine?!" -Jess

"And the departure date is... 2 years" -Jess

"Do I need an identity to cash a check?" -Elder

"You get enough action. Your life is like a Soap Opera" -Caroline (to Julia)

"Don't even trip on it!" -Crazy student Janae TAed for

"Man, do you know who I'd marry if I was a girl? Michael Phelps!" -Elder

There you go. Those are some of the crazy things we have said. I'm sure there will be plenty more!! Here at GS nothing is taboo.